Meaty And Messy: Sloppy Joes

Savory, meaty, tender, juicy -- all piled onto a toasted bun. There's garlic, onion, spices... and beer. What more could you want in a comfort food? Try this hearty sloppy joe recipe adapted from AllRecipes.com. I tweaked a few things by adding more garlic, more tomato paste and more spices. Not only are these sloppy joes easy to make, but they're also great as leftovers. They keep for several days and are a cinch to store.

Makes: About 8 burgers Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 25-30 minutes

Ingredients: 2 tablespoons olive oil 4 cloves garlic, minced 1.5 pounds ground sirloin 1 onion, chopped 2 tablespoons chili powder 1 teaspoon paprika 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1 12 ounce can tomato paste 1 cup beer (medium-bodied) 1 teaspoon distilled white vinegar 2 tablespoons brown sugar 2 teaspoon dried oregano salt and pepper, to taste 8 hamburger buns, split

1. In a large pot over medium-high heat, heat oil. Add the garlic and saute the ground sirloin for 5 minutes. Add the onion and saute for 5 more minutes, or until onion is tender. Add some salt and pepper while cooking. Drain the fat.

2. Mix in tomato paste and beer, stirring until well-combined. Stir in chili powder, paprika, cumin, vinegar, brown sugar, oregano and more salt and pepper. Continue to heat for about 5 minutes, then let simmer about 10 minutes more.

3. While the mixture is simmering, pop the hamburger buns on a toaster oven at 250 degrees, for about 3 minutes. Spoon meat onto buns and serve.

My Notes What I did differently from AllRecipes.com I changed one of the ingredients and some of the proportions. The biggest change I made was using beer instead of water, and ground sirloin instead of ground beef. As for the proportions, I used more garlic, chili powder and cumin and less brown sugar. I also nixed the red bell pepper. Why? I wanted a stewier, bolder comfort food. And because I like meat and onions so much, I disregarded the red bell pepper -- after all, you can barely taste it in this mix of meat and spices.

Why use beer? A medium-bodied beer gives the sloppy joe a richer, earthier, thicker taste.

More or less saucy? Since I like the meat filling to be saucy, I used twice as much tomato paste than AllRecipes did. I wanted the satisfying, tangy taste dripping out of the bun.

Sugar warning: I found the original recipe to be too sweet, what with 3 tablespoons brown sugar. I cut it down to 2 tablespoons and was much happier with the result. You shouldn't nix it entirely because you need that sticky sweetness to counteract the vinegar's sourness and tomato's tanginess.

Quick And Cold: Iced Coffee

This morning, on this hot summer day, I needed an ice cold pick-me-up. So I Googled iced coffee recipes and was surprised to see all the trouble people go through just for a glass of the caffeinated treat. People crush their own whole beans, strain them through a warm brew, and let the mixture sit overnight. No thanks -- when I want a cup of coffee, I want it immediately. I did a few more searches for an easy iced coffee, and I was more than pleased at the resulting drink I had ready in less than five minutes.

Serves: 1 glass Prep time: 5 minutes

Ingredients: 2 teaspoons instant coffee 1 teaspoon sugar 2 tablespoons warm water 8 ounces cold milk Sprinkle of cinnamon (optional) Whipped cream (optional)

1. Add all ingredients -- except for the cinnamon -- in a cocktail shaker and shake well for several seconds, or until the mixture is well-combined and frothy. Pour over ice. If desired, add whipped cream and/or a sprinkle of cinnamon on top.

My Notes: Why would I even have instant coffee? If you're a coffee snob, chances are you don't have a jar of the instant stuff tucked away into your cupboard. Ordinarily, I wouldn't drink it -- I just keep it stashed in my kitchen, reserved mainly for cooking and baking recipes. But because iced coffee is made primarily with cold milk instead of hot water, the strong, even bitter flavor of regularly brewed coffee isn't necessary. In fact, that bite probably isn't a taste you even want. Plus, chains like Starbucks use the instant stuff anyway -- so why bother paying those extra dollars for drinks you can easily make at home?

What about different flavors? If you want sweeter coffee, add a dash extra sugar. If you want a thicker, milkier taste, try using 7 ounces cold milk and 1 ounce half-and-half. And of course, you can always nix the sugar entirely.

How To Make Homemade Syrup In 5 Minutes

"Why go out of your way to make syrup when you can just buy it at the store?" I asked my roommate when she insisted we make syrup from scratch. But seeing as how she agreed to make the pancakes, I deemed it reasonable that we do the syrup her way.  

After sifting through a few Google search results, I came across an easy vanilla syrup recipe from Food.com; all you need is water, sugar, vanilla extract, and about five minutes. Although it's high in sugar, the result is purer than the store-bought alternative. Here, you don't have to worry about preservatives and high fructose corn syrup.

Serves: Enough syrup for 4-6 servings of pancakes/waffles

Cook time: About 5 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract OR 2 teaspoons maple extract

1. Heat the water and sugar in a small, uncovered saucepan at medium-high heat, until it boils, about 4-5 minutes. Make sure to stir occasionally. Once the mixture is smooth and the sugar is melted, turn off the heat.

2. When the mixture starts to cool, stir in either the vanilla or maple extract.

My Notes: 

Vanilla or maple extract? While I appreciate the earthy, molasses-like flavor of maple extract, I prefer the lighter, more floral sweetness of vanilla extract in my syrup.

What I did differently from Food.com: Because I wanted to ensure a thick-enough syrup, I used more sugar. 

Hearty Little Bites at XIV

What: American; tapas/small plates Where: XIV by Michael Mina in West Hollywood

Must-Order: Steak sliders; Stuffed Avocado; XIV Grilled Cheese

The Verdict: XIV can be best described as an ideal second date place. A first date here would have your date wondering if eat exclusively at posh, trendy restaurants; but a second date here says you're a classy, fun-loving foodie. At least, that's how I'll describe myself if I ever take a date here. And sure, it'll likely end there, but, what a way to go!

A large establishment with a huge "XIV" sign that you can't miss, the Michael Mina restaurant is located on the northwest corner of Sunset Blvd. and Crescent Heights -- smack dab in the middle of West Hollywood. (So if you meet your date here, neither of you can pretend you couldn't find the place.)

The inside is exactly what you think it would be: elegant, classic, cool and cozy. The menu, a wide range of eclectic offerings, makes for fun topics for conversation. What do you like? Is there any food you dislike? What are pickled cherry peppers? How good could sliders possibly be?

And that is exactly what you need to order: The Classic Steak Burger Sliders ($12 for 3 burgers). The brioche is fluffy, the sharp cheddar cheese is melted just right, and the meat, grilled medium-rare, is thick yet delicate and incredibly juicy. A full bite is succulent, hearty and small enough to keep you wanting more.

My second favorite dish: The Stuffed Avocado ($16). The crisp freshness of the stuffed avocado will immediately transport you to a breezy summer day by the beach. It's stuffed with fresh dungeness crab, lightly marinated in a lime vinaigrette, and paired with crispy rice to give the firm yet yielding small plate added texture. It's a dish I'd order every time I dine at XIV -- and I don't even like avocado. I cringe whenever my girl friend mashes it and spreads it on toast. The only other way I can eat the fruit is when it's guacamole; this way, it's doused with lime juice and garlic, and covered with tomatoes and onions.

And don't miss The XIV Grilled Cheese ($14). Bringing the old-school homemade treat to new heights, small slices of grilled pimento cheese are served with caramelized short ribs and crispy shallots. It's salty, gooey and best of all, substantial.

A 9 Course Meal at Providence

What: Seafood, Japanese/French/American fusion Where: Providence in Los Angeles

Must-Order: Wild Striped Bass (pictured below), Santa Barbara Sea Urchin, Japanese Kanpachi, Santa Barbara Spot Prawns

The Verdict: Providence in Los Angeles, near Hollywood, doesn't just offer remarkable dishes; it presents a culinary experience unlike any other. This is one of those "package deal" type places: The dining staff is welcome and eager to impart all the knowledge they have on Chef Michael Cimarusti's food. Best of all, the servers pace each course so that you're not barraged with dish after dish; they time it well and don't rush you. The ambiance is simple and elegant; the decor evokes the sense of being underwater... if a swanky bistro existed under the sea.

But just a warning: Providence ain't cheap. Save up or come here when you get a bonus at work or when you're celebrating a special occasion. The best way to maximize your experience here is to get a tasting menu; five courses is $95 (or $140 with wine pairing) and the chef's menu goes for $175 (or $270 with wine pairing). My friends and I enjoyed the in-between option, the full tasting nine course menu for $125. We opted not to get the wine pairing, which would have been $190.

Normally, I'd pick out a few stand-out dishes to write about but every single dish from Chef Cimarusti was perfection. Flavors were balanced perfectly, portions were small enough to keep you wanting more. So below, read on and take in the food porn of the nine dishes I enjoyed, including two extra small dishes I shared with my friends.

We kicked off the meal with an amuse bouche, which, by Providence tradition, always involves spherification, the process of shaping liquid into spheres. From left to right: Mojito Gilette, Greyhound Sphere, Gruyere cheese bread, ad a shot with a savory port at the bottom. My favorite was the Greyhound Sphere; it was like eating a bubble that popped to release the refreshing flavors of vodka, grapefruit and lime.

Here, the Japanese Kanpachi brings sushi to new heights. The raw, clean, oh-so-fresh fish was paired with crispy rice crackers, Australian finger lime, and perched atop a small pool of creme fraiche.

The presentation of Santa Barbara Sea Urchin is what entranced me first: The plate or base resembled a tree trunk and the wire basket served as a nest for the brown egg that held bits of sea urchin swimming in a bath of champagne beurre blanc and herbs.

I'm a sucker for scallops and it's disappointing when they're overcooked. They become rubbery and tastless -- ick! Of course, here, Nancy's Down East Sea Scallops are cooked just right; the outside has just a little bit char and the inside is soft and yielding. These were perfect with buckwheat, dashi and napa cabbage.

If I had to choose one favorite, it would be the Wild Striped Bass. Served with a brown butter, lemon and nori sauce, it also comes with braised cannellini beans. The bass is slightly smokey and firm, and the beans are surprisingly soft without being mushy and grainy.

Here, the Tasman Sea Trout marries fish with fruit and vegetables. It's served with with cooked beets radish and orange slices. A few springs of fennel add just a hint of licorice flavor.

If you're a veal virgin (as I was, up until last night) you might be uneasy as to what it should taste like. But this is a meat that's best served medium-rare; cooked any more than that and you end up with a gamey clump. The Marcho Farms Veal Tenderloin here is slow cooked at 140 degrees with a curry-daikon sauce. Daikon radish is braised, chanterelle mushrooms are slightly crispy and pearl onions are smooth and delicate. The black truffle fondue is icing on the cake.

These Santa Barbara Spot Prawns weren't part of our nine-course meal. They were just an extra goody we ordered. Salt seasoned with sprigs of rosemary is heated at 350 degrees and the prawns are cooked in them for just a few minutes. Served with just a touch of olive oil, they're salty and simple.

Some fine restaurants boast garnishes of truffle, a type of rare and expensive mushroom, but they shave about a teaspoon atop your food. Thankfully, Providence is generous with their portion of Black Winter Truffles, that's served with risotto, pasta alla chitarra, a little bit of soft scrambled eggs and raviolo all'uovo. This dish is vaguely Italian, vaguely French, and slightly garlicy -- it features hints of layers upon layers of earthy savory flavor.

No fine dining experience is complete without an assortment of cheeses. Various types of goat, sheep and chow milk are used and served with candied walnuts, dried figs, apple and apricot jam, and a pumpernickel baguette. My favorite was the Sotto Chenerre, cow cheese with truffle rind.

To cleanse the palette after that epic meal, we had lemongrass granita with sake jelly and ginger foam. It definitely reset our appetites to prepare for a memorable dessert.

And finally, our very last course: dessert. Banana Bread Pudding served with barley ice cream and drops of orange sauce evokes flavors of autumn and winter. The ice cream is somehow savory and sweet and the whole dish tastes like a holiday on a plate.

Easy, Juicy And Cajun-y: Sauteed Shrimp

Depending on who you are, when faced with a pound of raw shrimp, you either roll up your sleeves, get peeling and whip up your favorite recipe, or you cringe and tentatively poke the cold, gray bag. If you fall in the latter category, fear no more -- though this dish has several ingredients, it's easy to make and it's foolproof. And if you already have your own go-to shrimp prep steps, give this recipe a whirl. It's savory, saucy and has hints of Cajun flavor.

Serves: About 6-8 Prep time: 25 minutes Cook time: 7 minutes

Ingredients: 1 pound raw shrimp, peeled and de-veined 1/2 stick of butter (or 4 tablespoons) 1-2 tablespoons minced or crushed garlic 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon basil 1 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional) salt and pepper, to taste

1. Melt the butter in a skillet on medium-low heat. Add garlic and a sprinkle of salt and pepper. Increase heat to medium and add the peeled and de-veined shrimp. Stir.

2. After about 2 minutes, add the Worcestershire sauce, oregano, basil, cayenne pepper and a dash more salt and pepper. Keep stirring and turning shrimp until they curl and turn slightly pink. (Hint: Cook until you don't see any more gray).

My Notes: Changing the proportions: My favorite thing about this recipe is that while the flavors are sophisticated, cooking is a snap because you don't have to measure out each ingredient. Does the shrimp look a little dry? Add a dash more Worcestershire. Not seeing enough flecks of herbs? Toss in another pinch of oregano and basil. Not enough heat? Of course, sprinkle a bit more cayenne pepper.

How to de-vein shrimp: Some chefs would say de-veining is an absolute necessity; the cooked shrimp looks fuller, curlier and neater. And after all, it is cleaner; eating poop isn't necessarily on everyone's to-do list. Others shrug off the practice and prefer the shrimp in their natural state. In order to properly de-vein, take a small knife and cut a small slit across the back of the shrimp, inserting your blade about 1/3 of the way through. From here, wipe off the intestinal tract, or what looks like black thread.

Toast and Eggs at Susan Feniger's STREET

What: Asian-American Fusion; small plates Where: Susan Feniger's STREET in Hollywood

Must-Order: Kaya Toast

The Verdict: Because this site is called Delish Megish, I don't write about restaurants that serve up food that's anything short of delicious. I debated whether I should even mention Susan Feniger's STREET. To be honest, I found most of the food to be bland, uninspired (and over-cooked) versions of East and South Asian dishes. But there was one dish that caught my attention -- the Kaya Toast. It's a funky-sounding combination: coconut jam and butter is spread over white bread toast and served alongside a sunny side up egg drizzled with soy sauce and a small handful of arugula.

Maybe I haven't appealed to your palate yet, but I'm sure I have your attention. The Kaya Toast packs every flavor and every texture imaginable: It's sweet, creamy and salty. The toast is crunchy, the jam is smooth and the eggs are silky. To top it off, Susan Feniger even offers her recipe on the restaurant's site, here. It's not the simplest treat to prepare, but it'll be worth the effort if you're curious.

A Small Plate Feast at The Bazaar

What: Small plates / fusion / Spanish and Japanese-inspired Where: The Bazaar by Jose Andres (at SLS Hotel) in Beverly Hills

Must-Order: Philly Cheesesteak (pictured below); Jicama Wrapped Guacamole; Jamon Serrano Fermin; Japanese Tacos; Chocolate Mousse

The Verdict: "What?! You haven't been to The Bazaar?!" is what my foodie friends exclaim as I sheepishly shake my head. I finally checked the Jose Andres restaurant out for DineLA's Restaurant Week. I ordered several small plates and though I enjoyed many of the delectable little delights, I have to admit that this isn't exactly a restaurant I'd be racing to revisit anytime soon. Why? It's quite pricey, so assuming you fill up an empty stomach and order one cocktail, you can expect to spend about $90 on yourself.

The one item you must absolutely order is the Philly Cheesesteak. Wagyu beef is served atop air bread stuffed with the creamiest cheddar cheese. It's light and fluffy -- akin to biting into a meaty cloud. Also, order the Jicama Wrapped Guacamole. It's a limey, refreshing Mexican dumpling; thin layers of jicama are wrapped around a hearty scoop of smooth guacamole.

And if you're a cured meat fiend like I am, you can't miss the Jamon Serrano Fermin. The jamon is paper-thin, salty, and has just the right amount of leanness and fat. Fold it onto a crostini smeared with a bit of tomato sauce and you're in for a crunchy, savory treat. I also highly recommend meatlovers get the Beef Hanger Steak; it's seasoned to perfection and cooked medium-rare. Hanger steak is known for being on the tougher side, but it packs an ample amount of flavor.

One of the most interesting dishes on the menu is the Japanese Tacos. Here, shaved cucumber serves as the tortilla shell, and grilled eel is the meat. Sprinkled on top are bits of chicharron (or pork rinds) and a drop of wasabi.

Everyone's Party Favorite: Stuffed Mushrooms

Everyone needs this recipe in their arsenal -- the perfect party treat that all guests look for when they arrive to your house. The specialty my mom's known for is fruit salad. For my aunt, it's coconut pie. For my girl friend, it's jalapeño-spinach-artichoke dip. And me? It's stuffed mushrooms. Prep time is fairly minimal, cook time is a snap, and the results have my guests begging for the recipe, thinking I spent years perfecting this Italian appetizer. (But really, I've perfected the recipe in one shot after a friend passed it on to me).

Makes: About 3-4 dozen mushrooms Prep time: 20 minutes Cook time: 8 minutes

Ingredients: 2 packages whole mushrooms (about 3-4 dozen mushrooms) 2 cans crab meat (6 oz each) 2 cups shredded or powdered Parmesan cheese 3/4 cup butter, melted 1/3 cup green onions (or chives) salt and pepper, to taste

1. After rinsing and draining mushrooms, pluck stems out and, if needed, carve a small indentation to accommodate for filling. Set aside.

2. Chop about half of the remaining mushroom stems and add to mixing bowl. Mix in Parmesan cheese, crab, melted butter and chopped green onions. Add salt and pepper, if desired.

3. Scoop and stuff mixture into each mushroom cap (which may be about 1 tablespoon of stuffing per cap).

4. Arrange stuffed mushrooms on a baking sheet, sprinkle a little more salt and pepper. Broil for 7-8 minutes, or until the tops are light golden brown.

My Notes How to take off mushroom stems: Hold the mushroom in your palm, stem facing up. With your thumbs, gently push the stem until it snaps. It should give way easily; if not, rotate the mushroom and push the other side. This ensures you don't break the cap.

A non-crab variation? Crab meat can be expensive, especially if you're making this recipe in large quantities. A good substitute is spinach and a few basil leaves. Use 1 cup chopped spinach with several chopped basil leaves for a boost in flavor and freshness.

A meat-lover's variation? And if you prefer meat over crab, try using spinach with bacon bits. Try 3/4 chopped spinach with 1/4 cup bacon bits for a salty, meaty kick.

What to do with the extra filling? Sometimes the ratio of stuffing to mushrooms is uneven, but it's definitely better to have too much rather than too little mix. If you find yourself with an excess, try spreading it on a baguette and toast in the toaster or conventional oven until the cheese melts.

The Best BBQ and Beer at Boneyard Bistro

What: BBQ and beer Where: Boneyard Bistro in Sherman Oaks

Must Order: Chili cheese donuts; brisket; ribs; fried mac 'n cheese

The Verdict: Delish megish. I know, I know, everything featured on this site is already classified as "delish megish" but there are times where certain food is so remarkable that I feel the need to repeat that description. When I think of Boneyard Bistro and all of its top-notch comfort foods, the tender meats that slide right off the bone, a mish-mash of menu items flood my mind. It's hard to choose just one stand-out star -- so I won't.

However, if you're looking for an unusual dish try the Kobe Beef Chili Filled Donuts. It's $9 for three of these delectable delights. Think of relatively large donut holes stuffed with flavorful, tender beef chili and a squirt of mustard, blanketed with a thin layer of cheddar cheese and topped with a sliver of pickle. It's an unexpected combination that offer unforgettable flavor.

If you're with a large group and you're dining at Boneyard Bistro for the first time, I might suggest you (and your other 5-6 friends) share the Mini Mega (for $150 total). It's a smorgasbord for meat lovers: half-rack of baby back ribs, half-rack of St. Louis, some beef ribs, sausage, pulled pork and pulled chicken. If that's not enough, it comes with four side dishes. And that brings me to my next must-order...

Fried Mac 'N Cheese. Is your heart thumping yet? These little triangular cakes are perfectly-portioned and you can eat each one in three hearty bites. They're crispy on the outside, and ooey gooey on the inside. And for $6 they're well-worth the guilt.

But if there's only ONE meat you must absolutely order, the be-all, end-all of barbecued meat, it's the Brisket (pictured just above, the left-most item). Oh, the brisket. It's juicy, it's peppery, and it's so tender that it crumbles at the touch of your fork. Poke into a small bite with your utensil and you'll see the portion break into several tiny flakes of meat. At $22, it's the most expensive item on the menu and it's certainly well-deserved.

Fried Rice That's 'Absolutely Phobulous'

What: Vietnamese food Where: Absolutely Phobulous in Encino and West Hollywood

Must Order: Jen's Shrimp Rice

The Verdict: Everyone has their choice for comfort food. Some people like a hearty soup when they're having a bad day; others take to mac 'n cheese. One of my favorite comfort foods is fried rice -- but it has to be done right. Whenever I go to Absolutely Phobulous I order Jen's Shrimp Rice. I don't know how they've managed to create such a delectable dish out of few basic ingredients. It's just fried rice with chopped carrots, peas, scrambled egg and plump shrimp (for only $8.50). But the execution is spectaular. It's savory, it's just salty enough and the amount of each ingredient is just right.

And, since you're already here, make sure you order the Soda Chanh ($2.50). A sweet, sparkling lemonade drink, it's a fun treat for yourself once in a while. Oh, and the Pho? You can never go wrong with a big bowl of it. My choices are either the beef combo or seafood. The beef ($7.50) is always sliced into tender, thin strips, and the seafood ($8.50) is fresh and generously heaped into the soup.